1. That one friend you still have that isn't in the accounting program: Hey! Aren't you an accountant! The IRS just sent me a letter that says I made $800k of extra income!! I didn't make extra income, I lost money!! I knew I shouldn't have bought and sold all of those stocks!! I don't understand what the problem is, can you help?!?! Well, can you help?

2. During COVID-19 at a Big 4 Accounting Firm near you: Angry Accountant: Can you believe that we don't get overtime meals anymore? Level-headed Accountant: Well, we aren't going into the office anymore... Angry Accountant: I don't care! I don't have time to cook! I want my free meal! Would the Angry Accountant get her free meal if they "work from home"?