16. Coach Montgomery, I sure hope my son gets some quality playing time this season. I sure wouldn't want to reconsider my $50,000 pledge for the new stadium project. 17. We do not advocate censorship. We are simply protecting students from reading material that is morally objectionable. 18. I don't care what anyone says, Nicholas Cage is an acting GOD. 19. Legal measures that would put some controls on corporate monopolies are clearly in the public interest, because the good of the community would be decidedly improved if we could find some legal way of preventing the total control of the production and distribution of a particular service or product by a single corporation. 20. Teresa and Nassim are getting married? They are two of the most unhappy people I know. There's no way that can be a happy marriage. 21. You know, Anita, that any sweetener that has aspartame in it is really bad for you. I heard the other day that it can even break down DNA molecules