Choose two cards 'snake oil' sales pitch attempting to sell your product/entity/thing to STUDENTS. Write a script.

• You are making up the product/entity/thing.
  • It will likely be ridiculous.
  • It could be a physical thing, an app, a cult, a group, a service, etc.
• Explain the need this 'thing' will solve for students.
  • Use 'Logos': Build a logical argument.
    • It may be ridiculous and entirely made up. You have to 'SELL IT'!
    • Be confident and determined that your product is a NECESSITY for STUDENTS!

The word is: umbrella, water, prize, butter, spring, table, secret, napkin, spit, cheese.