Dean Fufniki, of the Directional University (D.U.) School of Business, needs to hire some new faculty. Larry Loophole, a lawyer, is offered the Business Law position, which he accepts. After accepting DU's offer, Larry is hit by a Coca Cola truck in the parking lot, causing the loss of one leg, one eye, and one ear. Larry knows he will get a bunch of money from Coca Cola, so he doesn't want the teaching job. He claims his injury terminates the agreement, and to make sure, he files bankruptcy. "Red" McShifty, the new finance candidate, also has some issues. The Dean's salary offer seemed a little low, so he asked if they could "bump it up" a few grand. The Dean was insulted and withdrew the offer, even though he told McShifty it would remain open for ten days. McShifty tries to accept, but the Dean refuses his acceptance and hired someone else. Everyone's mad. Discuss and Decide.