Hey There! .... I am Joseph the Pizza Maker!

I operate a thriving pizzeria and I am generating a significant amount of profit.

So much profit ... that I have to find a way to offset the income and avoid the income taxes.

So I bought this cool Corvette for $60,000 and I am going to use it to deliver a few pizzas.

That will allow me to write off about $15,000 per year over the next four years.

That should should save me a lot of money in taxes!

Mr. Zappia (my amico) says you are a great student and I should get some advice from you.

What do you think?