If Madonna were to sue Weird Al Yankovic for infringement of her intellectual property rights based on his "Like a Surgeon" music video, Weird Al's best legal defense would be:

A. We used a different lion in our video than you used in yours.

B. The person who filmed my video was an independent contractor, so I am not liable.

C. My song is a parody so it is fair use and does not infringe on Madonna's copyright and I don't need to get her permission.

D. Everyone knows that a surgeon is different from a virgin.

E. My video takes place in an operating room, so Res Ipsa Loquitur applies.