i'm jimmy billy bo bob bates from up the road in podunkia and i've got an issue i may need some help with sir. i've got this new product that i think can really sell big in college station and aggie alums. it's a cologne/perfume that makes you smell just like reveille. people love that dog so much i just know it's going to be a hit with so many aggies across the country. everyone i've talked to in podunkia is so excited about it. in fact, i have 90 cousins and each of their spouses lined up to be potential investors at $500 a piece on average. i spoke to the fellers at the bookstore on campus and they said they'd love to carry it when i get it in production. my cousin sammy jo dean bates told me to ask an attorney about what i might need to do. the investor cousins don't want to have nothin' to do with the business, as they got jobs already. some are concerned about their personal money, as a bunch of them went in together and won that lottery last year. they're also worried about damaging side effects like smelling like a longhorn cow or other travesties. do i need to come out something special or should i just take their money and get going? i'm not rich, so i would like to limit the upfront costs as much as possible, as well as taxes."