Well, it is that time of year again. It is time for us to part. Cecil, Gretta, and Buster are going to miss you. But Gretta is

certain that you will miss her more. The dogs decide to capitalize on their newfound notoriety like a certain other

television celebrity family... They recently used Mark's credit card to purchase a set of Furbo internet$-$enabled video

cameras. They will start their own television channels so that you can follow their adventures wherever life takes you

next.

Thus, the dogs are proud to announce that $($for a nominal fee$)$ you may now subscribe to:

$($i$)$ Cecil News Network $($CNN$)-$ Keep track of all of Cecil's plans for neighborhood domination. She has

currently negotiated a tenuous peace deal with the poodle down the street. More information as it

develops.

$($ii$)$ How's Gretta Television $($HGTV$)-$ Want to know how Princess Gretta Bear stays looking so adorable? Well

she won't be sharing any of her beauty tips, but you can watch the premiere puppy influencer as she

wanders into stores and alternates between insulting and ignoring the people working there.

$($iii$)$ All Buster Channel $($ABC$)-$ Want to watch a bunch of badly written and poorly acted sitcoms involving your

favorite lovably goofy dog? Then you'll love our new shows like Big Buster Theory, Everybody Loves Buster

$($actually$,$ this one has already been canceled by Cecil and Gretta$)$ and Myth Buster $($this one is just Buster

trying to explain things that confuse him $-$ like screen doors or mirrors$-$but it is actually rather

entertaining$).$ Cecil and Gretta didn't think anyone would pay for this channel so it is available freely over

broadcast frequencies.

$($iv$)$ British Buster Channel $($BBC$)-$ For our international audience, don't worry as you can now watch Buster

perform Shakespeare in the Dog Park! And starting in the Fall, Buster will lead an ensemble cast in Sherlock

Buster along with his even goofier puppy sidekick Keanu $($who is an awful actor even for a puppy, but for

whatever reason Jeff seems to love his movies$).$

Tune in to see the weekly special guest stars including: Tavi, Gracie, Buddy, Chuck, Romie, Humphrey, and many

more! Mark was recently turned down for the recurring role of "human walking in the background," but Cecil said

that he is still under consideration for the very minor role of "monotone teacher with an unhealthy candy bar

obsession" assuming that they can't land a more photogenic actor.