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Clearly, since these properties closed and Nana was physically present at the closings in New York, it was not merely an attempt, which means I would have had to actually obtain either property or money at the alleged victim's expense. To this day, I am not even sure who the "victim" is, other than my Nana being a victim of predatory lending because the interest rates were outrageously high, and we were completely unaware. All I do know is that the judge never had federal jurisdiction because I never used interstate communication to obtain or attempt to obtain money or property as required both by the statute and outlined in each of the three counts.