Carter, Bonnie Administrative Assistant 10 G 09/23/2000 F W Regular Bonnie is about the laziest person I know. I don't know how she ever got promoted to her current position. She spends almost all of her time trying to get out of work. She's an especially tragic character because she's absolutely brilliant. She has a Master's degree in Mathematics from the University of Wisconsin at Madison. I'm not surprised that she hasn't done anything with her degree because she doesn't do anything at all. My theory about why she stayed in college so long in the first place is that she was too lazy to look for a job after she graduated