I am doing a business proposal regarding a museum inspired steakhouse.

1.Please think of a catchy, witty, and humorous twists (i prefer combined with a filipino language) - it's okay if not but make it humorous please

2. Suggest anything that will make the business catchy for customers (be specific).

3. Suggest promos, discounts, sales or just anything.

I will give up vote immediately for quality answer. Thanks