In his book Irreligion, the mathematician John Allen Paulos tells an amusing story about the Dutch astronomer Cornelis de Jager, "who concocted the following algorithm for personalized physical constants, $[$and$]$ used it to advance a charming theory about the metaphysical properties of Dutch bicycles." First select any positive real$-$valued universal physical or mathematical constant that seems interesting to you, e$.$g$.,\backslash$pi $,$ e$,$ Planck's constant, the atomic weight of molybdenum, the boiling point of water in Kelvin, whatever you like. Call this constant $\backslash$mu $.$