In the enchanted realm of software sorcery, the magical IDE, Clion, embarks on a coding quest. Initially dormant, it awakens to the allure of a thousand curly braces and sets out on a journey through the code valleys.

a$)$ At the stroke of midnight, Clion starts parsing a codebase with the complexity of $1000$ lines. Calculate the initial parsing speed measured in lines of code per nanosecond.

b$)$ As Clion delves deeper into the labyrinth of nested functions, it encounters a magical debugging potion. If the potion enhances debugging efficiency by $30\%,$ what is the revised speed of identifying bugs expressed in $1\mathrm{.}3$ mythical bug$-$finding units per microsecond?

c$)$ Suddenly, the codebase undergoes a metamorphic transformation, revealing hidden templates and arcane macros. If Clion activates its template$-$matching incantation, resulting in a speed boost of $2$x$,$ calculate the accelerated template$-$discovery rate at $1000$ ethereal template units per femtosecond.

d$)$ In the midst of syntax analysis, Clion summons a refactoring genie, which performs refactorings with a speed proportional to the square root of the code's cyclomatic complexity. If the code has a cyclomatic complexity of $100,$ determine the genie$-$assisted refactoring speed at $10$ refactorings per picosecond.

e$)$ The codebase, now entangled in a spaghetti of dependencies, triggers Clion's dependency$-$resolution spell. If the spell resolves dependencies at a rate of $500$ per millisecond, calculate the time required to untangle the web of dependencies in the code dimension.

f$)$ A mystical compilation ritual is initiated, invoking the spirits of parallel processing. If Clion engages $8$ compiler spirits in a parallel dance, each compiling a separate file, determine the total compilation speed at $8000$ files per attosecond.

g$)$ Finally, as Clion approaches the end of its coding pilgrimage, it activates the cosmic code completion artifact. If the artifact accelerates code completion by a factor of e$^\backslash$pi $,$ calculate the transcendental speed of code autocompletion at approximately $23\mathrm{.}14$ lines per zeptosecond.