Please help! I'm so so confused!

Alien periodic table.

Place given physical and chemical properties of unknown elements in a blank periodic table.

1 The noble gases are pie (Pi), doggone (D), zapper (Z), and doadeer (Do). Pie (Pi) is a noble gas but does not have 8 valence electrons. The outside energy level of doadeer (Do) is its second energy level. Of the noble gases, doggone (D) has the greatest atomic mass.

2 The alkali metals are pfsst (Pf), byyou (By), chow (Ch), and quackzil (Q). Of these alkali metals, quackzil (Q) has the lowest atomic mass. Chow (Ch) is in the same period as doggone (D).

3 The halogens are oz (Oz), nuutye (Nu) and urpp (Up). Nuutye (Nu) is in the same period as chow (Ch) and doggone (D).

4 The metalloids are elrado (El), rhaatrap (R), yazzer (Yz), and kratt (Kt). Kratt (Kt) is the metalloid with the highest atomic mass. Elrado (El) is the metalloid with the lowest atomic mass. Rhaatrap (R) and yazzer (Yz) are in Group 14. Yz has more protons than R. The element called terriblum (T) is a metalloid by location but has properties that suggest it is a light metal.

5 The most metallic element on the planet is called pfsst (Pf). The most chemically active non-metal and most electronegative on the planet is called oz (Oz). The lightest element on the planet is called xtalt (X). The heaviest element on the planet is ernst (E). It is highly radioactive.

6 The chemical makeup of the alien planets oceans seems to be about the same as Earths oceans. When seawater is distilled, the liquid that is boiled off and then condensed has been shown to have molecules consisting of two atoms of xtalt (X) and one atom of sississ (Ss). The solid left behind after distillation consists mainly of a crystal made up of the elements byyou (By) and urpp (Up).

7 The element wobble (Wo) has only four protons in its atom.

8 Anatom (An) is a black crystal and has 4 electrons in its outermost energy level. Anatom(An) is the smallest in its family. Both highlo (Hi) and logon (L) have atoms with four energy levels. But highlo is less metallic than logon.

9 Apstrom (A), vulcania (V), and kratt (Kt) are all members of group 15. Vulcania has fewer total electrons than Apstrom. Vulcania has higher ionization energy than Apstrom. Vulcan has smallest atomic radius in its family.

10 Magnificon (M), goldy (G), and sississ (Ss) all gain 2 electrons. Goldy has a lower atomic number than magnificon. Goldy has lower ionization energy than Sississ (Ss) and higher ionization than Magnificon (M)

11 The element floxxit (Fx) tends to lose 3 electrons. The elements jeptum (J) and bombal (Bo) both lose 2 electrons. Bombal loses them from its fifth energy level, while jeptum loses them from its third. Bombal has lowest ionization energy in its family.

1 1 18 21 1 2 2 13 14 15 16 17 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2 11 12 2 13 14 15 16 17 18 3 19 20 31 32 33 34 35 36 4 4 37 38 49 50 5