What are the EXACT names and crime codes of the crimes below according to the current Pennsylvania CHAPTER 27 ASSAULT?

1. Eric and John are at the local bar and both have been drinking quite heavily. John says that the Pittsburgh Steelers are a bunch of losers and this angers Eric. In his drunken state, Eric swings at John but misses and busts his fist on the wall behind John's head.

2. Same scenario as #1, but this time Eric did in fact hit John and gives him a bloody nose but no broken bones.

3. Michael and Doug are having an argument about an ex-wife. Michael takes a baseball bat to Doug and gives Doug three broken ribs - one of which punctures Doug's lung causing a collapsed lung.

4. Tiffany thinks teachers are dumb-asses. When her teacher asks her to do her homework, she shoves her teacher up against the wall dislocating the teacher's shoulder.

5. Hannibal is in prison for life for cannibalism. Clarice comes to visit and a fellow prisoner flings feces at Clarice. The prisoner is HIV+.

6. Francis and Dale are teenage pranksters. They go out at midnight one night and fling rocks from the overpass at vehicles that are travelling through the interstate.

7. Angelo and Jared are members of rival gangs. Jared goes to Angelo's hood and shoots his gun into Angelo's home when he knows that no one is there at that time.

8. Christopher breaks up with his girlfriend Kerry. Kerry now follows Christopher everywhere he goes. She is there when he gets off work, when he goes to the grocery store, and when he is out with friends. He has repeatedly asked her to stop it.

9. Harry agrees to provide care to his neighbors' elderly father while they are on a 3-month vacation. Harry still goes to work so he ties down the father so he can't wander off during the day. The elderly man develops wounds from the restraints.

10. Kris wants to get lucky with Alexandria. When Alexandria isn't looking, he slips a roofie in her drink so she will be willing. However, she gets ill and goes home before anything happens.