There is an old industry joke that if you ask an accountant what is four plus four,
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There is an old industry joke that if you ask an accountant what is four plus four, she will tell you it's whatever you want it to be. Explain what might be meant by this statement.
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The statement implies accountants will make the client happy by doing what it takes to provide the d...View the full answer
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