The King is arrested and charged with Humpty Dumpty's murder. The DA's theory is that the King snuck up behind Humpty Dumpty while he was sitting on the wall and pushed him off. In fact, the DA has the testimony of all the King's men who witnessed the push! While the King's Men were trying to put Humpty back together again, the King was updating his Facebook page describing how he pushed Humpty off the wall. The King hires Dewey Cheatham to represent him. Dewey has never practiced criminal law. Moreover, he is narcoleptic alcoholic. At trial, Cheatham is asleep for the vast majority of the time. The King is convicted and on appeal, he argues that Cheatham was ineffective. Apply the two-prong test from Strickland v. Washington and discuss whether the defense counsel was effective.