To my friendly student tax preparer: Hello, my name is Shady Slim. I understand you are going to help me figure out my gross income for the year . . . whatever that means. Its been a busy year and Im a busy man, so let me give you the lowdown on my life and you can do your thing. I was unemployed at the beginning of the year and got $2,000 in unemployment compensation. I later got a job as a manager for Roca Cola. I earned $57,500 in base salary this year. My boss gave me a $6,000 Christmas bonus check on December 22. I decided to hold on to that check and not cash it until next year, so I wont have to pay taxes on it this year. Pretty smart, huh? My jobs pretty cool. I get a lot of fringe benefits like a membership to the gym that costs $450 a year and all the Roca Cola I can drink, although I cant really drink a whole lotI figure $40 worth this year. As part of my manager duties, I get to decide on certain things like contracts for the company. My good buddy, Eddie, runs a bottling company. I made sure that he won the bottling contract for Roca Cola for this year (even though his contract wasnt quite the best). Eddie bought me a Corvette this year for being such a good friend. The Corvette cost $60,000, and Im sure he bought it for me out of the goodness of his heart. What a great guy! Heres a bit of good luck for the year. Upon leaving my office one day, I found $8,500 lying in the street! Well, one persons bad luck is my good luck, right? I like to gamble a lot. I won a $28,500 poker tournament in Las Vegas this year. I also won about $5,200 over the year playing the guys at our Friday night poker game. Can you believe that I didnt lose anything this year? Speaking of the guys, one of them hit me with his car as we were leaving the game one night. He must have been pretty ticked that he lost! I broke my right leg and my left arm. I sued the guy and got $13,000 for my medical expenses and $3,500 to pay my psychotherapist for the emotional problems I had relating to the injuries (I got really depressed!), and I won $13,000 in punitive damages. Thatll teach him that hes not so tough without his car! Another bit of bad luck. My uncle Monty died this year. I really liked the guy, but the $250,000 inheritance I received from him made me feel a little better about the loss. I did the smart thing with the money and invested it in stocks and bonds and socked a little into my savings account. As a result, I received $650 in dividends from the stock, $250 in interest from the municipal bonds, and $350 in interest from my savings account. My ex-wife, Alice, is still paying me alimony. Shes a lawyer who divorced me in 2015 because I was unethical or something like that. Because she was making so much money and I was unemployed at the time, the judge ruled that she had to pay ME alimony. Isnt that something? She sent me $4,000 in alimony payments this year. She still kind of likes me, though. She sent me a check for $550 as a Christmas gift this year. I didnt get her anything, though. So there you go. Thats this year in a nutshell. Can you figure out my gross income and complete page 1 of Form 1040 (through line 7b) and Schedule 1 for me? And because youre a student, this is free, right? Thanks, I owe you one! Let me know if I can get you a six-pack of Roca Cola or something.

1 Wages, salaries, tips, etc. Attach Form(s) W-2 .................. 1 2 a Tax-exempt interest .... 2a b Taxable interest. Attach Sch. B if required 2b 3 a Qualified dividends .... 3a b Ordinary dividends. Attach Sch. B if required 3b 4 a IRA distributions..... 4a b Taxable amount ...... 4b c Pensions and annuities... 4c d Taxable amount ...... 4d 5 a Social security benefits ... 5a b Taxable amount ...... 5b 6 Capital gain or (loss). Attach Schedule D if required. If not required, check here ....... 6 7 a Other income from Schedule 1, line 9 .................... 7a b Add lines 1, 2b, 3b, 4b, 4d, 5b, 6, and 7a. This is your total income ........... 7b 8 a Adjustments to income from Schedule 1, line 22 ................. 8a b Subtract line 8a from line 7b. This is your adjusted gross income ........... 8b 9 Standard deduction or itemized deductions (from Schedule A) ..... Standard Deduction for Single or Married filing separately, $12,200 Married filing jointly or Qualifying widow(er), $24,400 Head of household, $18,350 If you checked any box under Standard Deduction, see instructions. 9 10 Qualified business income deduction. Attach Form 8995 or Form 8995-A ... 10 11 a Add lines 9 and 10 ......................... 11a b Taxable income. Subtract line 11a from line 8b. If zero or less, enter -0- ........... 11b For Disclosure, Privacy Act, and Paperwork Reduction Act Notice, see separate instructions. Cat. No.