While seeing this, Brad and Angelina who were at TIFF, walked by and saw the whole incident. They got freaked out; both had strokes (medically confirmed afterwards) and divorced immediately. At one moment Brad passed out for 6 hours, to which Angelina just stayed there creepily staring at him while he was KO'd. Wade, Wayne and Hlio seeing how creepy the staring was were terrified that Angelina was going to turn into a gargoyle and eat them - so they simultaneously attacked her - resulting in significant abdomen and facial injuries. After this situation, Brad never recovered and developed a confirmed mental disorder resulting in him smoking one-thousand (1000) darts and four (4) bags of ketchup/salt and vinegar chips daily. This caused him to go Val Kilmer and lose his acting career.

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